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Seems legit.
Oh my god, this is me.
Bad habits are hard to break. (Source: dammitjim-imadoctor, via mothershipss)
zoefoster:
Dear Hugo Gernsback,
I would like to purchase one of these “Isolators” please.
I assume that as well as eliminating outside noises, and preventing unnecessary consumption of pre-5pm alcoholic beverages, baklava and Doritos, you will also:
- jam my mobile phone
- disable any WiFi within a 100km radius
- ensure no friends drop over with exciting plans
- make sure nothing is fun on TV and/or suspend Foxtel
- make it rain so having fun outside is unviable
- feature a discrete seatbelt to keep me in my chair
- lock the front door remotely in case of escape
Unless these things are taken care of, this worker will not be “concentrating with ease upon the subject at hand.”
From your friend,
Zoe
(Source: andren)
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Chelsea. 20. Australia.
A lover of; music, ink, art, tea, vinyl records, rock and roll, drinking champagne through a straw, sunshine, vintage sunglasses, burlesque, pretty frocks, building sandcastles, dancing to live tunes, reading, red wine, cloud watching, perfume, fake eyelashes, photography, beer, lovely people and crumpets!
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